Cat Cult Merchandise

Have you heard about the Cat Cult? For far too long, there have been shirts and stickers telling us to join or support our local cat cult, but have you ever found one? 

Presenting the Nine Lives Cat Cult - with our motto of "Nine rules to live by, nine lives to rule by", you too can join a real life cat cult! Available for purchase on this site are our Cult Manifesto (which includes our creed, heirarchy, promotional guidelines, rules, manifesto, and vow of honor), a *signed copy* of our Holy Scriptures (a masterfully dictated account of the stories and lore of how the Nine Lives Cat Cult began, transcribed in the original language), our Nine Rules wall hanging, Two Cat 
Cult Logo Stickers, a Cat Cult Logo Bandana, Two Cat Cult Wrist Straps, and a cat themed reusable bag! 

Also available are three Cat Cult Initiation kits!
~Our Kitten Kit includes both books, a reusable bag, a cult logo sticker, and 5 business cards to hand out to your friends and family.
~Our Feline Follower kit includes both books, the wall hanging, a reusable bag, a cult logo sticker, your choice of either a bandana or wrist strap, and 5 business cards to hand out to your friends and family. 
~Our Ultimate Cult Supporter kit includes both books, the wall hanging, a reusable bag, both cult logo stickers, a bandana, both wrist straps, and 10 business cards to hand out to your friends and family.

Join the Nine Lives Cat Cult Today!