Cat Cult Merchandise
$12.00Price
Have you heard about the Cat Cult? For far too long, there have been shirts and stickers telling us to join or support our local cat cult, but have you ever found one?
Presenting the Nine Lives Cat Cult - with our motto of "Nine rules to live by, nine lives to rule by", you too can join a real life cat cult! Available for purchase on this site are our Cult Manifesto (which includes our creed, heirarchy, promotional guidelines, rules, manifesto, and vow of honor), a *signed copy* of our Holy Scriptures (a masterfully dictated account of the stories and lore of how the Nine Lives Cat Cult began, transcribed in the original language), and our Nine Rules wall hanging!
Join the Nine Lives Cat Cult Today!